Belle

Tom Pillsbury

2011-10-05T16:26:00.001-07:00

Hi. That’s a guilty hi. Sorry, I’m terribly engulfed by guilt (of tsunami proportions).

So, I didn’t exactly notice that I sort of laid off this blog when it was just days that when by, and then the days turned to weeks, abruptly a month’s passed. Then suddenly its a whole stretch of months since the last time that I’ve sort of forgotten how to do this. Shock.

A bit drama lah. Sorry, this takes a bit of time to get the ball rolling. I might have problems with directing my train of thoughts so I might never shut up. Its literally an impossible thing for me. So you’ll possibly be stuck with me, jabbering aimlessly, lidis, foreverr. Haha. I know. Not funny. But you still half-smirked at my half-assed rantings kan?

Disoriented a bit so cut me some slack can? Its been 5 months.

I can’t exactly list out whats been going on cause these 5 months were chock full, especially July. But I’m going to list out the things that’re at the top of my head.

I have for some reason, that still confounds me till this day, developed a socio-psycho-OCD like habit for everything neat. Organizing things that’re cluttered around especially when they all go into tiny little boxes that can be put away gives me a high.

My younger self would have hung her head in shame if she were to see me like this. I used to be the girl that would hide every heap, every mess into her closet till it explodes. Seriously, I wouldn’t have been surprised if I found something in there, dead.

Ok lah, I drama. The worst was when I found an air-tight tupperware full of fungified-funk at the back of my cupboard that looked like fried chicken. And it turned out to be an apple core. I was 7 and yes, you have done much more disgusting things in life so don’t judge.

My parents went to Europe? Abandoning my siblings and I., thank you very much parents. Thanks mum for bragging in my face that you’re going to Paris without me. Can’t you just feel the love festering?

Haha, jokes aside.

I know, I know very irrelevant and random. But this is my current favourite perfume that my parents got for me while they were there. Its just a sample of Fragonard’s new blend. Its got a musky, flowery,warm smell with a hint of orange. Something you’ll want to wear in the tropics. I recommend you get it if you want something for everyday. Ok on a footnote, maybe not. I just have this thing for peaches, lemons and oranges now so I might be swayed a lil bit.

Digress, diggress I love clothes that has a certain perfume smell. My mother has scarves that smell just like her that I use steal to play with when she was away at work (and still do, sometimes) But I have this thing against stained fabrics so I spritz it on my hats instead of my clothes.

And its the best logic ever since the gravity thing.

Oh, and random bit. I just realised, most of my knit and straw hats are from zoos or animal parks. Weird, I know. They might be queer places to get hats but honestly they’re way cheaper than the ones you get in stores and are actually worth it. The quality and material’s are way superior than the flimsy straws you get in stores that’re double the price.

So, I’ve been looking for a can can everywhere since everyone’s finally put away that trend for good but its so difficult to find something thats not trending (only in Malaysia) |: and I happened to stumble upon this prize in KL’s Butterfly park.

For some strange reason, my heart goes into rapid beats whenever I see this. I think I’m a bit of a lepidopterophobe. Of all the vast varieties of –phobes out there I have to get this one, seriously?

I’ve sorta ran out of pictures, so I’ve also sort of ran out of things to say (and I’m also in a bit of a mini frenzy cause I keep scrolling up and eyeballing those creeps up there)

I guess this will be the last picture. Anybody notice anything, liberated?

Dismal

2011-04-20T03:09:00.001-07:00

Sorry for being such a bitch, but I’ve been real busy lately. With deadlines and such, its hard to keep up with everything. Its a wee weird this year, real different. My room is so neat and I’m doing my homework. Kind off, on the latter.

I have a hunch I’m developing a slight OCD thing. My nail polishes are arranged according to matte, shiny, glitter. And hues too of course. I’ve never been this organized.

Its strange this year, almost alien. I can feel change.

Ah, it must be the weather I suppose.

Oh and by the way, this nook here? Its not dead. Not until I say so. I’ve just been distracted, a lot. Sorry if this was kinda half-assed. Today is after all rather – dismal.

I leave with what I think, might be an attempt of boobs by my friend. He fairly succeeded me thinks. Don’t you agree?

Blue Is Ordinary; Try Violet Sky

2011-03-27T10:18:00.001-07:00

I have a very strong desire to change my hair colour. Or just chop it off. Maybe both. What’s surreal is that the only colour I look good in so far is blue. But meh, blue is hard to pull off on a daily basis.

Why-lah is school so restricted? I want my silver-blonde/red. I:

Sorry for entirely abandoning this little space here, my mind was afloat and drifted far and wide before settling into this nook again.

On another note, macaroons are an extreme delight and they’re a total treat for the poor old sights. They’re so colourful and pretty, in short.

I think I’ve gone quite mad, or maybe its just my sanity dipping into lethargic boredom. Either way, I’ve gone rather bonkers. I bet you can tell I’ve recently watched Alice In Wonderland. Yes, yes I did. But I miss the 1950’s version one though it was so much better.

I think I know where I got the idea for silver blonde.

Anyway is it just me, or do I feel like Earth is inching closer towards its end? What a queer thing, I swear it must be the weather – its erratic.

A Shitload Of Pastel And Glitter

2011-02-17T01:37:00.001-08:00

I currently have a queer affinity for everything pixie dust-y, pale and French braids. Someone please give me a damn macaroon also and let me taste a slice of heaven, or in this case – a bite.

I’m not dead—yet. Just busy. I will try to break this period of stagnant nothingness. It’s really hard to cultivate discipline out of oneself and a sense of organization. But I just spruced up my room till all is prim and proper, it did take one month though. I’m working on it.

Oh 2011 just makes you work harder doesn’t it?

Green, Yellow, Red Streaks

2011-01-23T10:31:00.001-08:00

I’m currently finding solace now while writing here as I am trying to procrastinate what I have to do for possibly the next half an hour. You see, I’m currently really tired and my leg is a wee bit crampy.

Unfortunately, whatever space that is not occupied by my bodily self is spread out with clothes, accessories and whatever crap you can possibly think off for example, a box of post-it notes is currently poking me on my foot and a roll of cello dangling precariously nearby.

So yeah, it’d be impossible for me to sleep with all the junk lying around cause I am known to be excellent in bed – as a roller lah. You psycho pervs, I can practically see what’s reeling in your mind. Anyways, it’d possibly take me ten minutes to stuff it all somewhere, ten minutes to get my bag packed up and another ten to get myself all ready and tuck myself in.

So that’s equivalent to half an hour and it’s already 2.21AM. I’ll be feeling really crappy tomorrow, I can tell. Crap, I won’t be able to recount my very epic escapade on Saturday which was really Mission Impossible like. Or was it Mission Possible? Whatever, Tom Cruise was in it and it was just terrifyingly epic with all the slow-mo running and hiding behind walls.

I guess it’s just a tale for another day, have a great week! I can’t believe it’s already the fourth week of the year. I feel like I’m aging everyday. My cells are dying rapidly but that happens anyway so go figure.

A Mad Tea-Party

2011-01-16T10:22:00.001-08:00

Sorry for the 15 days of stagnant nothingness. The beginning of the year has been bonkers. It was as if chaos had implode and the the universe had released the March Hare and the Hatter into our oblivion.

Schedules had to be organized, school was pruned to be prim and proper and my room is still in an utter flurry of mess. My brain is currently parched of inspiration but today’s power shopping really did gave me the chirper up I needed.

~~My family and I,~~ well technically my mother,sister and I went to this quaint little place we happened to stumble upon and went out flat shopping for hours. Needless to say, my Achilles Heel is still very much accessories. Which is really bad because I’m currently running out of clothes that suits my current taste although I do all that mitchy-matchy thing.

Oh yeah, and Chinese New Year’s round the corner too, so there’s another reason for round 2. No photos of today because I left my memory card at home again (which was really redundant of me) because this is like the second time for the week. Fuhh.

This was actually suppose to be a quickie because I have tons of homework left that I was suppose to do but was pushed aside due to my procrastination behavior and I am feeling mad guilty/sleepy about it. I also forgot to mention its 2 am and I’m not feeling well.

Now it isn’t a surprise right that I am currently going through lethargy, stress and what I foresee is PMS. Yes, being 16 is hectic. Because this is suppose to be the year where I’m mostly suppose to be all ‘serious business’ about my education and school. But seeing as I’m up in the wee hours, backpack empty and my homework remains incomplete I am failing miserably.

Oh well, there’s always ~~tomorrow~~ today to start anew. Cheers.

P/S: Since it’s so empty, and I don’t fancy no-photo post’s I tacked in a random photo.

That’s my lil brother and we were bored mindless at the edge of a lake so I told him to “Do it like Jack in Titanic!” and he looked at me blandly and said “Who’s Jack?”

Honestly, all this “PSP’s” and “Xbox” stuff is going to be the demise of the generation to come.

Edited: I forgot to mention, I changed the header and my display picture so at least I did something to spruce up this musty place. But the headers resolution is still kind of shitty because I haven’t transferred the picture straight from the DSLR so the Facebook’s one all I’ve got.

Pinky I’ll get my blog all nice ASAP (if my schedule doesn’t get in the way). Pinky you ♥

Say Goodbye To My Heart Tonight

2011-01-02T21:54:00.001-08:00

Ok, I know it’s 2011 already. But I’m always late so whatever, and 2010 was such a great year I cannot not give it recognition! So since I’m not passed out from the meds (normally by 11.30pm which is just surreal because it’s just too early to sleep) and I’m all hyped from the good long rest it’s time for some shit loads of nostalgic photos ~~and a few words.~~

2010 for me was a brightly lit Ferris wheel. There were ups and downs going in circles, but mostly ups. Which is not possible because that's like going against gravity and like the laws of physics, ~~but I don’t give a shit to Science at 3AM~~.

I added carousels for kicks :D

Anyway, the down times were mostly the times when I was thinking, especially towards the end of the year. Of things that mattered most – sorting out priorities, preparing myself mentally, people – Life. The past as well. Nostalgia always creeps in, settling its fangs deeply in my mind. Letting go finger by finger, like uprooting a young seedling from its pot. Of all the good things that had come and gone this year and the past.

I guess I was just pretty glum that I had to give up a few things with age as well. To be without responsibilities, to remain oblivious of the future. There was no need for you to think of electives, courses, pre-U, universities, masters, degrees, honor degrees at 15. At 15, you feel like you’ll be 15 forever and it’s OK if you don’t get it right but at 16 all has to be done in proper.

So yeah, I have this thing with ageing. I dislike the thought of getting older, annually.

But this year I’m surprisingly ready. To let go of this things I know I will miss. To uphold responsibilities and to be all serious business.

In a nutshell, my 2010 was great.

It was like the best shoe year. Like seriously. I say “like”, like too many times. I have to stop using it.

~~This year~~(Do I use this or last? Whatever, totally irrelevant)

THIS year, I finally got a room all to myself after 14 years of having a roomy and redecorated it, got a pair of clog mules and oxfords for a steal, rediscovered the Science Planetarium, done forever with the PMR, worked at Teetoo which was a dream, went to Thailand, Singapore, Korea and somewhere else, I think.

Saw snow and skied down a mountain, mass murdered a family of snowman in a snowball fight, saw my very first Shakespeare play, got 6A’s out of 7 and made the people who called me blonde shut up, my mum got drunk on soju (and locked herself, my brother and dad out of their hotel room), found out uranium is not from urea and it cannot make bombs, Seafield’s LEO IU, got bangs ~~twice~~.

The worst was probably when all my old pictures dating as far back as when I could hold a camera were accidentally deleted into oblivion (which was a bitch, and still a tear jerker so I will not divulge anymore about that), had a primary school reunion and we’re still BAMFs, ~~screamed~~ sang in the rain for 7 hours during World Stage and lost my voice, again. Had the longest plane flight ever (8 hours), Adam Lambert’s concert, San San’s 21st Halloween Bash, dressed as Kesha/tranny whichever for Halloween, Cindy getting married to Boon Hong (finally! :3), I had a le phallus inked on my arm by April with whip cream and named it Hugo. Or we named her Hugo. I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure I had a pinis ♥ Hugo on my arm.

The places you end up with when you are with friends and family, the people you meet that changed you, loved and made tons of memories. The ~~strangers~~ crushes you stalk with your mates and the weirdest things you do together. OK yeah, the people I know are weird (myself as well) but I laff them so much and if I continue it will get all cheesy and gooey so I’ll just leave it at that. :3

So how was your big ‘10? I don’t know why but many people seems to be oblivious to the fact that it’s been a decade!

Hope ya’ll had a great 2010!

P/S: I’ve actually been writing this for 2 days, so it was suppose to come out on the 1st day of the year, but I guess it’ll just be published on the first day of the school term. Ah school. |:

The Beginning Of The End

2010-12-30T19:31:00.001-08:00

So it’s the last day, of the last month, of the new decade.

How will you be spending it?

Hope ya’ll end this year with a bang because it would be such an insult to such a great year.

Triangles Are Squared

2010-12-26T15:12:00.001-08:00

If you do not get the pun, I am mightily ashamed of you.

So recently I have been indulging myself with deep thoughts about decisions that have come, gone and to be made. Really when I am engaged in this particular way I normally tend to procrastinate everything and drop whatever I’m doing, so sorry for the indolence.

To explain the picture above, I made this aspirations pyramid today because my latter one flew off my mirror and now it’s lost among my junk of things scattered around the room. The pyramids a mesh of my to-do-list and goals and it’s a pretty nifty thing to tack on the vanity, because it constantly reminds you of the things that need to be done.

Plus, if you’re a procrastinator like my sorry arse, it comes with a bonus deadline so you’ll actually do whatever it is you’re suppose to do instead of pushing it to near oblivion!

Learned all this on Youtube and besides that, I learnt how to fold shirts under 2 seconds, organise my closet to prim perfection, how to be a ninja and gangster as well. Clearly Youtube is the shizz.

P/S: If I sound inarticulate it’s probably because I had one too many cups of ocha and I am currently awake at 6.29 am, thank you very much caffeine.

P/S/S: Merry Christmas everyone! I know it’s late, but it’s the thought that counts. (:

P/Sx3: What in the ruddy hell does P/S stands for again?

OKTHXBAI , I better shut up now.

xoxo

Back Home

2010-12-21T23:59:00.001-08:00

I HAVE RETURNED

With so many nostalgic/emo shots it’ll leave you with nostalgia diarrhea. Get your toilet rolls ready.

Mulberry Leaves

2010-12-19T08:54:00.001-08:00

It’s 1.32pm right now and the winds howling like crazy outside. Location is something called the Dragon’s Valley (or Belly) somewhere at the edge of Seoul, Korea (I think, sorry Geography impaired) and it is around 5 Celsius? The white is everywhere but unfortunately only sludge, sleet or rain are to be seen and of course the snow – on the ground. ‘

Snowing’ has not graced it’s presence yet. Everyone is praying for it though it will be beautiful but I don’t know why everyone wants it so much. With snow also tacked to it is the cold and it is fuh-ree-zing already and ice only forms when below 0 Celsius right?

But I also secretly want it because its so pretty ad white and like well -- cotton candy. I want to be one of those people who looks so nostalgic in the nostalgic scenery and can just nostalgically put out their hand and snow automatically falls into said persons nostalgic fingers because it just looks so nostalgic and constipated all rolled into one.

Nostalgic bridge and nostalgic person.

Oh did I mention? Every bloody shot you take basically looks nostalgic I love it so much. Like when you take a picture of a normal simple rock in the summer, it’s just a plain ole’mineral but when you take it here in the snow it metamorphoses into nostalgic rock mineral that is so full of pain, sadness and love that you start to feel so emotional – and all from a piece of rock. Did I mention how much I love it?

So I’m going skiing and will be back soon. Hopefully there will be snow (and if Mother Nature permits it) the cold will be non-existent (but it is scientifically impossible unless if got space heater WTF). Will make long assed post when I reach back home.

I’m not sure when I’ll be able to tumble into another wi fi hotspot again. But I have so many nostalgic shots that I have to post them ~~or I will not eat kimchi while I’m here.~~

Sorry I don’t think I have enough will to do that, the kimchi here is the shizz. Till then, have a nice warm, cozy time wherever you are. (:

xoxo

Not The Land Of The Rising Sun

2010-12-16T07:47:00.001-08:00

Do you like the hood with the fur?

My mum hand sew it on all by herself OMGosh I love her! Mum is the shizz ♥

So no, I am not going to Japan. But I am going to a place where they have an unlimited amount of kimchi, ~~cute~~ hot pop bands and BB Cream that might induce one with not a strong stomach, pop culture diarrhea.

So long, farewell and hopefully I’ll not be too dead lock by the weather and all (-0 Celsius FML) I might be ble to blog whilst I’m there.

Now all I’ve got to do is finish my packing, shower and get some shut eye then jetting off to Korea. But I think this might take all night. I’m not an outstanding packer. Not even a wee bit. Oh hell.

Have a great hols!

xoxo

Here We Go Again

2010-12-15T15:05:00.001-08:00

Three years. Three years ago we were in the same primary school, spending six of our best years together. Although only a tip of the heap showed up at the venue (Manhattan Fish Market). It was still possibly one of the best times I had.

Manhattan Fish Market, arcade and some karaoke.

After slaving at work for a month and a half, I almost forgot how rowdy a bunch of teenagers or 28 teenagers to be exact can get when excited and high on aderaline. Almost.

Meeting everyone, after so many years has passed, it’d be impossible not to see change. But in everyone, there also always, lies a glimmer of their past in the twinkle of their eyes -- hidden but always present.

Nostalgia always sets in and waves of good memories always flood in when I think about the old times with my mates during primary school. The times when we went to the boys bathroom the first time, the puppies under the field trailer, my shoe flying up onto a school building, the time we tipied our teachers with toilet paper etc.

So many first times were almost always during primary school. The ones you’ll always remember -- the first friend, the first arm wrestling (which I won), the first shoe flying up a building and of course the first time someone bows down to your feet for fear of being drenched to the bone by a 12 year old girl.

One by one, the group trickled out the door. Leaving behind really diluted syrup and really good memories of each other. It was possibly one of the best times I had in my book, and even if this means goodbye forever, at least we all parted with something to remember by of the old times we had at SKSSJ.

Credits to:

(From left: Mrisha, Ainaa) Natashah, myself and the people who took Mrisha’s DSLR for a joy ride for the photos.

And of course the brains behind the whole operation Roselind and Nafis. Who had to organized a venue, time and place that could fit 28 hormonal, noisy teens. A rather tedious task that no one wants to do.

So if you happen to be missing any of your old pals, you should really call them out, even if forever seems to have past. Have a great week!

xoxo

Sleeping Habits and Drama Mamas

2010-12-07T13:59:00.001-08:00

So recently, I haven’t been blogging much lately is because after work I would drop like a log on the couch and would be asleep until 11.20pm. Oh how would I know exactly when she wakes me up when I’m sound asleep? Its because that’s when her Korean show ends and she realizes I have fallen asleep on the couch, again.

My mother can be rather oblivious to her surroundings when it comes to her Korean dramas. She goes gooey eyes all over the predictable corny story lines – the epic moment when they’re “running hastily and than falls down” when someone is being killed/dying/etc and is too late to save their wimpy loved ones or worst still the epic water works where they show you how perfectly beautiful it is to be filled with so much pain and cry, and cry – and cry.

Apparently, they want to show off how immune they are to the non-existent blotchy-ness and puffy eyes we, the insufferable normal humans will get.

It's irritates me so much whenever one of the said incidents happens. Especially over and over again. Where they just cry, heartbrake, cry, heartbrake, cry, kwehjr ybhsroidht goesdhtkn! Or whatever. I always mock them whenever they go through one of their illogical hardships.

For instance, the picture above is the heroine of Cruel Love, this drama is about this annoyingly wimpy girl who goes through all kinds of shit and falls in love with Guy 1 and he has a mad wife so that just adds all the more drama. And than wimpy girl, the heroine finds out Guy 1 has a wife and they brake up and she has he’s baby but she went into premature labor so the deranged wife takes the baby and then a few years later wimpy girl meets Guy 2, who is BTW way cuter than forever-constipated Guy 1 – she falls in love again (Idiot).

So everything’s all smooth sailing until she meets the in-laws and guess what? Guy 1 is Guy 2’s half-step-in-law! Wow, they’re all freaking related. What’re the chances? Oh and it gets better, I could go on and on about this really epic drama where she later brakes up with Guy 2 after she begs for Guy 1 to let them be together etc (Seriously, WTF? Need permission meh? What is she like four or whatever) but I’m afraid by the time I end this, the sun would have risen (which is like in another 4 minutes) and I’ll be late for work.

So I will leave here with a picture of the three leads of the ever epic drama Cruel Love. If you’re interested in bad romances, constant constipated faces and loads of crying, this drama’s perfect for you! All you have to do is make sure you’re mentally prepared for this emotional roller coaster where all they do is fall in love and than du lan each other while still in love. Complicated, WTF.

Seriously, they always end every single bloody episode with them frame freeze in varying constipated faces. I never knew there were so many.

I hope you don’t up like them because of this. That’ll be just too much drama.

xoxo

P/S: I forgot to mention, I’ll be updating later tonight because I only have time to write a half-assed post. KHXBAI. I only have 2 hours to sleep, tops. Great. Well hope you’re waking up on the bright side rather than sleeping on it.

Silence Is Disruptive

2010-12-04T11:51:00.001-08:00

So I’ve got tons of photos to share, and my USB cable is currently missing. I know, I know. Boo, you whore. I’m so annoyed. It always happens. Maybe it’s a sign I should clean up my room or whatever.
Which I highly doubt I’ll do anytime soon. So since I can’t possibly blab without a photo, I’ll just put some from last week (?) or somewhere around that period.

This photo was taken after I went out with a friend that was going on a student exchange program. He is going to the land of Shibuya 109, sushi+ramen and people that are so fashion forward, they wear fur leg warmers during Summer/Autumn. I kid you not.

And what really ticks me off is that he wants to go to Korea! The land of hot girl/boy bands, soppy ole’predictable dramas and squishy tubes of BB creams, so much that it very well must make more money than those trifling things we call food.

We might as well switch because I want to go to Japan for the culture/cute boys/Disneyland FTW and he wants to visit Korea again because apparently the girls are hot. Unfortunately he can’t say so for the boys there because he was too busy breaking he’s arm trying to impress the girls.

Boys can be so stupid sometimes. Don’t you agree?

xoxo

The Return

2010-12-01T12:02:00.001-08:00

I HAVE RETURNED (Obviously)

And my post title sounds like a lame assed B-rated horror movie. FML. Sorry for the unabashed absence (If you don’t know what it means get the Google dictionary app lah if you’re on Google Chrome, and if you’re not on Chrome why aren’t you?) It’s like the best browser ever.

Mozzy Firefox and IE users cannot bash me cause you know I’m right. Oh yeah, when I say unabashed, I don’t mean you can bash me up because some people take things too literally. So yeah, don’t bash me up ah or I shall summon my lion like that big ass one from Narnia.

I am totally dumbfounded by what I have just said. It has no common ground whatsoever. Maybe its because I just catch the premiere of Narnia?

Or maybe it might also because I ate too much popcorn. I seriously could ~~die~~ of too much overdose of popcorn. You know like the feeling where you eat too much of something yummy i.e. cotton candy or popcorn, you start feeling revolted at even the mere sight of it and might even throw up because of it?

No? Ok maybe its just me. I should shut up now. This was just suppose to be a short post to say I’d post tomorrow/today/tonight? Yeah, I’m weird at 4 in the morning but it’s because I’m not exactly in the right state of mind or whatever. OKTHXBAI.

xoxo

Have a nice week. Donate me Starbucks please. I will ❤ you much and in return you’ll make me :D like the ☼

P/S: The last symbol is a sun if you can’t see it.

Absolutely Nothing

2010-11-23T14:11:00.001-08:00

Why hello there stranger.

I am currently in a stagnant stage. I’m so sorry for the lack of updates (irrelevant posts counted). Just haven’t been feeling like myself lately. Gosh, must be the hormones or something. It’s so dull and bland it is.

This current state I’m in. I’m just so uninspired

And it might also have caused my frugal like being. I feel as kiam siap as ole’ Scrooge from that Christmas show, what show was it again? Right, ~~The~~ A Christmas Carol. Ghost/spirit/candle of the ~~future~~ past is freaky as hell.

Can’t believe they put it up on a family show. And anyway isn’t the flame-thing suppose to be from the future? Instead of some Grim Reaper-esque/ Dementor/ Nine Riders guy? Jeez, Hollywood is going over the boundaries with kids this days too. Have you seen Harry Potter?

5 year olds around the world are dumbfounded by it because they can’t comprehend the level of seriousness in the movie. Or maybe it’s just me. I grew up with the book so don’t judge. The 10 year old in me is not satisfied, but the movie was the best they can do I’ll say that.

Oops, I digressed. Is it any surprising that I always do that? Anyways, here are pictures of the ~~freaks~~ embodiments of Christmas Past, Present and Yet To Come.

#1 Ghost of Christmas Past

Apparently flame guy’s not too popular on Google Images. Epicly, he is a candle after all. I never knew. Thought he was just this floating wick that looked slightly like a pedo while constipated. Wow, I’m cranky at 6am.

#2 Ghost of Christmas Present

Honestly at first, I thought he was Jesus. Because you know Jesus was born on Christmas Day so that would make sense (The day was made after him after all). But than I realize that he had a winter coat on and I knew it wasn’t Jesus because Jesus wears light, flowy, cotton robes with boho sandals not fur, fur, fur. Even if it was faux fur he wouldn’t wear it cause faux fur wasn’t invented until much later and fur is just not cool.

Oh yeah, and the fact that this guy is like 10 feet tall with a really creepy booming voice. Laughing and booming and laughing again like some robot Santa Claus you see at shopping malls during Christmas. You know the creepy ones that seem to watch you wherever you go.

#3 Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come

I’m so tempted to photoshop in “I Has Your Soul, DIE!” Really my minds weird when I’m going through lack of sleep. Ignore it.

I guess I’ll just have to sleep through the movies tomorrow. Which reminds me, I have no clue what the movie I’m watching is about and I can’t Google because I don’t know the title. Ah, I love surprises. Unless if it’s like Chucky or something. That’d be grotesquely horrible.

xoxo

Wish there was like 7 of me. Than I’d be able to learn Mandarin, go for an art class, do yoga, pick up a second job, clean my room and finish off with my first job. Than I can flounder along with my 7th copy for a much needed shopping therapy.

It’s halfway through the week. Hope ya’ll have a great second half!

‘Ello Poppet

2010-11-21T13:19:00.001-08:00

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SOCK?

My right sock is missing. The gnomes strike again.

Anyway yes, that is a really long sock to have in such a blazing country but they’re sorta like a night cap for my feet. Er, like a night footie/socks? You slather your leg with lotion, pop’em on and the next morning your leg will be as soft as a babies arse (I find this phrase rather disturbing).

Speaking about the socks, yeah they do give out the Lala vibe but I don’t like to think of’em that way. They’re quirky in their own little way. I’m thinking of getting more colourful socks so that I don’t have to wait for them to come out from the wash. Maybe I should get like 7 of’em so I can have one everyday of the week.

Intriguing idea.

Anyway, since you have nothing better to do, I will leave you with some pictures and you try to figure out what they are. It’s been forever since I played sock puppet.

Answer:

#1 – Dog #2- Cobra #3- Penguin #4- Cat

xoxo

This ~~secks~~ socks are adorable!

P/S: I don’t like my banner much so I’ll be changing it soon-ish and when I mean soon-ish, I meant when I’ve got the time (:

Harry Is Hairy.

2010-11-18T11:45:00.001-08:00

Here I am posing for a picture looking like a complete nutter as people stare without hiding it, just so I can have a picture or two here.

Please stop staring at us nutters jakun-ing here and there, taking pictures of every bleeding thing because we are very much aware that we look like a bunch of loony’s , thank you. So next time you see me taking a picture with a tree or some inanimate object please look the other way.

Anyway, so I just got back from watching Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 or HP7. Yeah, seriously I have to type out the whole title because I hate it when I get something wrong like that. I’m OCD like that.

The movie I can’t put into words really it’s all in a torrent of OMGOSHWTFJUSTHAPPENED, when did Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) get those broad shoulders/short/hairy? How could Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) not be on par as the other two? And why the hell did they do a semi-nude shot of Emma Watson (Hermione Granger)? Even if it was fake but what WTH.

My 10 year old brother was watching that movie and so as a bajillion of kids around the world! They’ve definitely slightly tainted the image of Emma Watson in my head. I mean I don’t want to see her like that! (But I’m sure most guys do, based on the feedbacks I get from my male friends. No surprise.)

I am actually one of those people that likes her haircut and perceive her as a good role model in the near future. She’s talented, smart (she got accepted to Brown University which is an Ivy League) and she’s got her head straight with no messed up moral compass.

I don’t know why I’m complaining. Maybe it’s because ~~I didn’t fancy it~~. Actually I’m not sure whether I do or do not like it. Fickle minded is unfortunately one of my traits and I need to let the movie swivel around to sink in. I’ve got work tomorrow so I’m going to tuck in early (Like 4 i the morning early) But I do recommend watching it as the book is one of the best series I’ve ever read, even maybe the best.

OK, so this movie is going to make me want to brush up on the book. At times like this, I wish studying was more like that or I didn’t have a job so that I can just tuck in bed and read the book at my own pace without a hurry in the world.

xoxo

Can’t believe it’s going to be over.

Vintage Cookies Sparkle

2010-11-17T17:28:00.001-08:00

So this was supposed to be a picture of a vampire because vampires “sparkle” to tie in my whole title but I only have a wolf hat to amuse you with. I am afraid you will have to use your imagination, or I can show you this.

Oh Gosh I love weheartit don’t you?

OK normally I wouldn’t say this kind of words as a form of expression as I believe they are not something one should say so lavishly – but I can’t help but say it. I could ~~die~~, right now.

It’s been a great (and exhausting ride).

Mind you it’s no easy feat looking for a job, getting one, staying at it, etc. Oh yeah sure, it sounds a lot easier on the written word but you would not believe how many cuts and burns I’ve sustain while on the job, sleep deprived resulting into puffy eyes and maybe even eye begs. (and lots more but this isn’t the right time)

On that subject, note to self -- appreciate the times when you sit with your family and have a proper meal at home, the times you while away together in pursuit of delicious food or when ya’ll just laze on the couch doing nothing but just hanging out. Seriously, I am contemplating quitting if I don’t spend enough time with my family because I’ve been working 12 hours 6 days a week.

I mean seriously this are the times when you would look back 20 years from now and think of the comforts of home, how cushioned you were and how many responsibilities remained non-existent. I seriously would prefer it if we remained as kids for just a little while longer as to remain totally oblivious to responsibilities and such.

I really don’t understand why people would want to grow up so quickly.

Being carefree and happy about anything even as simple as a pattern on the pebbled floor. Believe me I’ve witnessed it and I’ve wondered how could one be so excited by a mere pattern formation. Thus, I had the epiphany that I had outgrown the ability to see the simple but elusively happier things in live that only can be seen by the creative minds of children.

Oh, and I just realized I use seriously a lot. Like seriously. (OK that was unintentional WTF.)

Sorry for digressing from overly excited to sudden nostalgia, I believe it must be some hormonal female problem. Or I could blame the gnomes too. Did I mentioned my slippers have returned to me again? After I posted my post about them here. Those bloody buggers, seriously.

OK anyway, the fact that I’m happy and all is a cocktail of the increase in number of people working in Sunway Pyramid so I’ve got a gang now I can bully, HARRY POTTER IS TOMMORROW FYL. (Yeah sorry, I had to gloat) Oh and the fact that a friend of mine wears Crocs to work.

Crocs

Possibly the pair of ugliest things to walk the earth (pun intended) But of course next to Ugg butts lah. Actually I’m fickle about which one is uglier. You choose.

Ugg Boots.

Anyway, he doesn’t work in just any shop. He works in a bloody fine jewelry shop and he’s 15 years old! Selling diamonds, pearls, etc. But thankfully he doesn’t wear the grotesque Crocs sandal. He wears the shoe kind, my Gosh I can’t believe I said ‘shoe’ to describe a shoe. I could say its like a sailor boat shoe or whatever. Gosh I sound like an idiot.

Basically it looks like that so it’s not all that bad.

But you see my friend ,the poor chap, wears it with he’s work suit i.e. formal attire that includes an office shirt and slacks I think. (I couldn’t pay enough attention to he’s attire, the shoes were hilariously out of place.) And I have a picture of him to prove it.

Sorry for the blur photo, you can barely see he’s footwear. But this is him being mucho. He’s tail between he’s legs, walking away not man enough to stand still for a photo of him in he’s Crocs so I can mock him for the rest of he’s life.

I’m going to try again ~~tomorrow~~today. Because than I can blow it up, print a life size cutout of him and present it to him as a birthday gift. With huge ass arrows pointing at he’s shoe noting the out of places of it.

.....
OK so I was suppose to write something else but Jay called till 3 in the morning and I crashed after that. So here I am at work and I can't seem to put my finger on what it is. Oh well I'll get back to it later.

Shoot, sorry I can't. Just realized it's Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 tonight.Jeez, can you see how excited I am for tonight? *inserts excited face with chicken wing scar*

xoxo

OK SO I’M GOING TO WATCH HP7 NOW. MAD EXCITED ILY ALL.

KTHXBAI.

Gnome Slippers

2010-11-14T11:29:00.001-08:00

That face, those eyes -- yes it’s me. Guilty as charged, with my friend, Jaymie’s Ninja Joe doggy bag.

I know “What the hell took you so long to write?” Work. Sorry.

“You could at least write a post or two during your free time!” I can’t. I’ve been doing full shifts, 10 am till 10 pm and I’m knackered after a full day.

“Well it seems like you had a bloody good time with your friends.” It was on my off-day!

“I hope you get eye-bags.” I don’t think you’ll see them even if I have’em. I’m too tan from all the sun. Plus, I’ve been practicing late night sleep since I was like 9 years old.

“You will buy me a burger!” ~~Never!~~ I’m broke anyway.

Just to answer a few questions regarding my absence and no, it’s not because I procrastinate! I’ve actually wanted to write badly but works been taking up my free time.

So anyway just to fill in this void I’m going to rant about my missing bedroom slippers. Or rather, what was left of’em. So firstly I had a pair of white, fluffy slippers that I’d wore every night and one day when I wasn’t looking, (Probably asleep! I used to sleep till noon or later.)

They disappeared! Frustrated, I looked under the beds, mattresses hair dryers etc and they still were missing so I got a new pair. An identical twin to the previous one.

After sometime, the missing slippers slipped from my mind (No pun intended) and I was at ease – Until there were four pairs of identical bedroom slippers. I was awfully puzzled as to where they were before.

Putting it out of my mind, I thought it was nothing important. That it would always be there and not go running off again. Slippers don’t magically disappear right? It was a huge err on my part. Today (or 5 days ago, somewhere around that time) I got back and had a left slipper in my left foot (Obviously) while looking for it’s partner.

Then, I saw a white tuft sticking out of my bed. I was like bingo and deftly slid the slipped and put it on my right foot - - only to find out it was a left slipper! Swear words seared through my mind as my feet hurt like a bitch after standing for 12 hours or so.

So I looked and searched but found neither hide nor hair of it. I sat down and got thinking - - that’s when I had my epiphany.

The bloody gnomes took it. Yes, you read me right. I could not be any more serious. It must be them. I tweeted the day I lost my right slippers and then they came back. After I had on another pair of new slippers , the next day! The gnomes must have Twitter accounts as far fetch as it sounds. Don’t believe me? Check here. It’s my original tweet.

But they took back the right slippers. They’re gone now. I’m afraid for my new right foot slipper as silly as it sounds. They could be gone tomorrow. Jeez, maybe the gnomes hate it when my right feet gets all comfy or something.

No, my job is not driving crazy.

xoxo,

Anyone want to treat me for dinner? I’m terribly broke unfortunately.

P/S: Do check out the poll on the right so I can figure out which template to put. You will get help a very much fickle minded person.

P/S/S: I got Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows (Part 1) tickets! FYL everyone reading this except Trisha (who I would like to beat with a Beater’s bat) because she has the premiere tickets hence, the brutality.

I could get it too but unfortunately my sister is busy (of all times) so yes, I’ll go for second place. But that doesn’t dampen my spirits for the movie. I’m ecstatic! *geek face*

I’m a geek at heart. Whatever. I’m watching it earlier then you! :B

Harry Potter FTW.

Ice Cream and Wafers

2010-11-02T11:46:00.001-07:00

I’ve left the picture of the fish that said “OHAI!” for far too long. Although it is rather cute isn’t it? It’s like so adorable and scale-ish, in other words so FISHY. Well it’s pretty hard to describe a fish that totally has the whole “I’m a total fish” vibe so I think I might sound a little crazy. Or maybe I am crazy.

Rambling I know, it’s my most annoying trait for my mum. I’m currently annoying my mum by accusing her of being genderist. (But she’s not really, it’s just my brother is much younger so she has to baby him.) Whenever my mum seems like she’s favoring him by peeling the shells of prawns etc, I would go on a mock tirade that my mum is genderist and my sister will usually suit to follow.

Yes my sister and I are wonderful daughters. But don’t get me wrong I love my ma, she’s an amazing mother and woman.

This picture really brings out her awesomeness.

Yes, that is my pink feather boa on her neck. We were at my cousin’s 21st Halloween party and she was dressed as a "nice” witch which was weird because she wore black from head to toe and hid fake flies and maggots on the fruits.

I will blog about it sooner or later though I can’t make promises as I am rather prone to procrastinating. Like the MTV World Stage post sitting snuggly in my drafts as I haven’t finish reediting it. Yeah I pretty much rant about it here already so no need for me to squak about it again.

It’s already 1.38 am and I should have slept one hour ago. I’ve got a job interview and I’ve got to learn all the basics early today so its important I don’t go there bumbling like a zombie cause its going to be a long day. And I mean 12 hours long.

But I’m not complaining, I’m actually pretty excited. It’s one of those shops where you wished you were actually working at instead of your crappy day job.

Well working in an ice cream shop wasn’t actually crappy. I kinda miss it.

My manager was really laid back. But being laid back has some faults too, he wasn’t the most responsible or organized but he was really cool like using he’s own money when we wanted to buy extra decoration for Christmas.

The shops around us has on pretty twinkly lights or fake snow and we had 5 shot cups, this weird metal rod thing from IKEA and strange looking Santa’s/gnomes ornaments that looked like they were constipated and were forced to look happy. Seriously, how the hell were we suppose to decorate the shop with that?

Thankfully we were all really creative and made the shop look more cheery. Even with the really, really weird Santa/gnomes.

He even taught us to curi makan. Oh gosh, there was one time when Putra and I were alone in the shop and we curi makan-ed – while the boss was watching. But in my defense the ice cream that was my boss’s own invention was addictive. Like crack addictive.

It’s chocolate banana with peanut butter or chocolate peanut butter, I can’t remember but feel free to try to request it there. Not a fan of peanut butter myself but its on par with Oreos on my list. I’m not sure whether they’ll do it for you as it is a hush hush recipe but its worth the chocolatey goodness.

Oh and don’t forget the failed cones and wafers. We got to eat’em. I finally know the secret to awesome wafer making you find in ice creams. Well not really, the mixture was ready made but I sure do know how to make’em.

It was with great satisfaction when I finally learned how to make the ice cream. I only got to play with the human sized machines after a week or two cause I had to work by the till.

It isn’t like normal ice cream cause we actually made it on the spot with fresh milk ice cream and 100% fresh fruits that were blast frozen to lock its plum freshness. So its actually healthy ice cream!

Yeap, still remember those lines by heart.♥

Yeah me and my yellow uniform. Ugh the yellow shirt and apron. Smelled like milk all the time. We were practically working around smelling dairy fresh.

Yes, unfortunately this is the only clear picture. And unfortunately also I am blessed with that smile. You know “that smile.” It’s either the “Lo0k I i$h $0 CuTeZzZzZ” smile or “slut” smile.

It almost killed me to ‘TaLkzZzZ LiK3ish Di$$$$$$$H.’ Seriously why the hell would you want to add ‘ish’ to everything and add all the @!333^^. I’m sorry to say but it just makes reading more complicated and you sound like a complete dunder head.

But I do have a few exceptions. Like this one <(^-^<). I never knew it existed! Oh and the full stop looks like it pooped. Oops, that was unintentional. It’s actually without the dot. Anyway, its so cute no? Like a pokemon. Or mutated Skittles I guess.

(from left: Sarah, Natasha, Tikus and myself)

Still remember my watch pulled up so high on my arm. It’s no easy feat to dig into frozen ice cream that were like concrete bricks or scooping frozen fruits that were placed rather low. (:

Yes, Tikus. We really called her that. She prefers it actually.

It’s a real shocker to find so much happening to acquaintances you haven’t met in so long. Natasha who has a real life love story is going to marry her Prince Charming. I might tell you their tale one day or another but it is really sweet. (:

And a former employee is working at a stall not far from Kindori itself. Another colleague has stayed on and has been promoted to manager if I’m not mistaken. Not sure about the other two mates though and my former manager but the good times were good.

Anyway, I have to bunk in now (it’s already 2.50am) cause a washing machine couldn’t wake me up and now I am freaking out about not waking up and sleeping like a log on the first day itself. It has happened before.

I forgot to mention as well, that I have not a clue on my outfit for today. Yes, I am very prepared for today.

xoxo

It’s almost too normal when I plan for later today on the day itself. .

Something’s Fishy

2010-10-26T09:16:00.001-07:00

(picture courtesy of Victoria)

IT’S THE HOLIDAYS.

Well not really, it just feels like it is for us Form 3’s here. Well I’ll update tomorrow, or later today as it is already 12.04am.

Strangely, I feel much more lethargic during the holidays compared to the time I had PMR. Even my sister has reproach of my torpid state.

xoxo

How strange.

Eat me

2010-10-21T13:54:00.001-07:00

Today didn’t really start off well, when the clock struck 12, the beginning of a new day, its going to be awesome etc etc. I broke my hair band and I have no idea how that happened. Thank God I have a spare but this was an omen.

So I was slaving over the lappie for approximately 2 hours or more from 2 am till 4.46am, sacrificing my sleep (which is much needed) editing the MTV World Stage post to dispel the dullness and zombie like state of my blog.

I was finally finished. Well half of it anyway, there were like 61 pictures in it, imagine captioning all of it. So I was reveling in my sense of accomplishment when all of it went wrong.

Due to some technical problems that only ever seems to occur to me, the work that I have slaved for is gone. This was just like every other project that I did which involved computers.

I am a technology failure. Has this ever happened to you?

“Oh eat me, just eat me now.”

xoxo,

Did I mention? I am waking up at 6am for bubble tea. Its close to 5 am now. Woots to positive thinking |:

Wardrobe Malfunction

2010-10-14T03:02:00.001-07:00

Maybe I’ll go as a bird to the concert. I don’t know. Pfft I need inspiration.

Or new clothes.

Bak Kut Teh

2010-10-06T02:36:00.001-07:00

So today I had my Geography exam. It did not go very well. Not at all. However, there was this rather challenging question that I found on the paper.

Question 43.

Bandar manakah yang merupakan bandar perindustrian?

(Which city is a prime industrial center? )

A. Bayan Lepas

B. Lahad Datu

C. Kluang

D. Sibu

I was so tempted to put C. Kluang. Because Kluang sounds like Klang and Klang is famous for Bak Kut Teh. So a lot of people go there to eat Bak Kut Teh.

Some people even drive all the way from Johor just to eat Klang Bak Kut Teh because it is so famous if you have not tried it I feel utterly sorry for you.

And I like Bak Kut Teh. A lot. The main point is Kluang->Klang->A lot of people->Good Business->Industry sky rockets. Makes send right?

But C. Kluang was wrong. And A. Bayan Lepas was also wrong.

The answer was D. Sibu. And I crossed that out the first time I set my eyes on that question.

WTF

I want Klang Bak Kut Teh and my yau char kwai now.

Predicaments

2010-10-03T10:13:00.001-07:00

No matter how much you procrastinate, it still slithers towards you like a huge ass Basilik – ready to chomp you up in its gaping hole of a mouth, with all the gooey drops and sharp, pointy fangs.

But fear not, for we shall follow in the footsteps of Harry Potter and shove what that bird gave you in its ugly ass face!

Well I thought “grabbing the bull by the horns” was rather dull and obscene (Doesn’t it?) so I thought a metaphor a la Harry Potter would sound better.

I’m still in my take-a-stick-and-shout-Harry-Potter-ish-words-at-random-objects-phase. Studying has permanently impaired my brain causing it to go haywire thus, leading me to my Harry Potter-ish fancy.

But seriously though,lucidity aside. Wouldn’t education fare better if it were more interesting like the wizarding world?

We could have a petext (pet-text) book! Gone were the days when you have to slug around your heavy ass textbooks. Just give’em a walk and they’ll do the job for you!

Plus, you could name your book whatever’s to your fancy. I would call mine Henry and then bedazzle he’s teeth. Be damned all that blah " Science textbook nonsense and boring covers.

You will be wearing pointy, tall hats because it is in season. Hence, it will give you the illusion of a much taller profile. Like who doesn’t want that extra height without the heels?\(Unless if they were really pretty lah)

Cauldrons? You can rustle dinner with it.

Like Korean food. Or tip some unfortunate person that annoys you so. If you’re desperate enough resurrect yourself a la Voldemort.

But I think the one that benefits us most are -- brooms. For centuries we have always overlooked and disregard the broom as an incompetent device fashioned in medieval times. But no more.

#5.5

Imagine, we will be able to fly. Touch the clouds. Have birds smash in our faces when we fail to avoid them. And there is also Quidditch. (Non-Potter fans it is a game not the giant squid)

Oh yes, the sweet game of Quidditch. Where the players have to play no matter the weather, dolled up in a perky imitation of Dracula’s cloak while dangling nimbly on the broom.

Even when droplets of water (Or was that sweat?) has pattered itself on your head the game goes on.

Quidditch is also a lovely sport to mingle with everyone. It is such a ruckus of a game. You’re stuck with an annoying partner for the big presentation?

Ah Long’s will no longer be required as you can subtlely push the said person off the broom and no one will ever know! Unless of course if he/she screams curses at you while said person plummets to his/her death than kantoi lah.

We will all also have wands. Males and females will finally be equal now. Degrading women will cease and the world will have a happy ending like the last book in the Harry Potter series.

Though he had to die to attain it. But no matter, after all we’ll all just resurrect like a couple of zombies just to make an ironic, cheesy happily ever after.

xoxo

I would go as Hagrid for Hallowee if I had a faux beard like that, scare all the children and steal their candies.

Dog Days

2010-09-23T10:08:00.000-07:00

Dear me,
Seems like the last time I posted here was almost a month ago. Hell. Forgive me, all this boils down to the big ass exam (PMR) I will be taking on the 5th (wish me luck) and my sudden lost from the allure for the world wide web. Suprisingly learning is what I want to focus on right now. And Harry Potter.

Heh. Once a Potter fan always a Potter fan. Actually I think I secretly prefer Ron Weasley. The red head with the freckles for those who has never read the book or catch the movie or heard of it, which I doubt so. (Seriosly, got meh?). I have deduced that Ron is less whiny then Harry. Actually that's not true, but I just like to think of it that way. And Harry's shorter than Ron. Plus, Ron has red hair and skinny ankles. And um he's got better hair to truthfully (in the movie lah).

That one you can't deny because throughout the whole Harry Potter series all the male actors had really horrible hair do's. Remember Draco Malfoy in Goblet of Fire (the 4th movie/book)? Or Ron's dad Arthur with he's "I'm almost bald haircut". If you can even call it that. But don't get me started on Harry Potter himself, I would never stop. In my opinion, the only time he ever looked decent was when he had he's hair all short and scruffy.

The best hair though is without a doubt, Lucious Malfoy. Draco Malfoy's father and though he is a vindictive, sneering-ful bitch. I would love to run my fingers in he's straight, sleek blonde hair -- and rip it out off he's wee mean-faced head and tape it all around my head so I would be blonde inside and out. I won't even need to get a wig/dye/bleach my hair now! Hah!

I think I shall end this post abruptly before all the Muggles in the world start beating me with their broomsticks and wands. And also because I'm starting to sound like a blonde, sadistic psycho. Clearly, time with the books has drove me a tad loopy.

xoxo,
I can feel freedom rippling through the wind. Just 17 more days to it!

P/S: Isn't this post so barren without pictures? Bah. I had to blog from my iTouch because I couldn't take it anymore. So, no pictures. Boo ):

Of The Mermaid, Sparkles and Glitter Dust.

2010-08-28T18:16:00.001-07:00

*Skip this part if you cannot stand utter nonsense and just scroll on down*

Long ago, when civilization was still safe enough for kids to frolic around merrily, hand in hand without a care in the world. Prancing about like a docile little lamb to its hearts content.

It lifted its innocent heavily lashed, brown, doe-eyes to see a bullet running through its heart.

Yes, the world is cruel. Harsh and evil, malice brewing far and wide. Like that evil ~~bitch~~ witch,

Maleficent.from Walt Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. Bah.

I have a real soft spot for Disney’s movies although I am not one who fancys happy endings at all. Like I’m one of those weirdo's that would favor a book/movie/etc more if the main character died. I find them unbelievable and surreal (as much as it hurts to say this, but like Harry Potter) if it turns out all happy and shit.

Where the hero and the heroine would have to go through many obstacles before meeting each other and when they do, love and affection will instantly blossom inside with all the quickness of a cup of Maggi’s instant noodles. Than there would be a bad ass one -- the villain.

And the climax of this whole shindang would be when Mr.Hero and Mr/Miss Bad-Ass-Villain (I‘m assuming they’re single as they have so much time to go and mess around with other people’s affairs) would go into an intense brawl and resulting in Mr/Mrs Villains beaten like a pulp and thus, defeated.

Of how good always prevails evil and next would come the happy ending where they would finally be with their true love, forever locked in lover’s embrace signing off a happy ending.

I don’t know why but I always find them all bull shit. I mean seriously has he checked out Megan Fox/Halle Berry/Adriana Lima/etc? Don’t even get me started on rom-com where its a hybrid of romance and comedy.

The first 2 soppy ending movies are fine but when the same shit is being remade every year obviously it would be irrelevant soon enough. Just like a pair of Crocs where they’re mass produced and everyone buys them. Thus, they are no longer special or unique.

But Walt Disney just blends them perfectly with the right amount of happiness without the cheese. Just like a cuppa of Starbucks Mocha Frap.with caramel, without cream. Mega. Yums.

Anyhoo, all this melancholy talk is due to the fact that I contracted some sort of viral throat infection that leaves me in a paroxysm of coughs. Its the kind where your chest aches from all that coughing and tears wells up in your eyes.

Oh yeah and I forgot to mention theres like a lump of something growing on my throat. I will refrain from going into detail as to preserve your stomachs contents.

My heart currently aches not of violent fits of cough but of that little feeling of,

Finding.

Carpe diem.

Glitter dust.

Things that sparkle.

Nails galore.

Basically I miss the random things that I haven't been doing since I’ve been sick at home and studying. Currently I’m all about studying because though Trials is over PMR looms ever so near.

Well not really, but still I try.

Abrupt end to this post because well, I really have no idea to what I am typing out but I do know that I want to stop as its a real bore to whine around.

……………………………………………………………………………………….

Monday, 23rd Aug 2010

Anyway,

A bunch of friends and I went over to a friend’s mother’s opening ceremony for her mamak in PJS 5 after school. (Wow, that was a mouthful.)

It was so unorganized, with unplanned stay-over’s, girls running to the door in a haste and nil transport. We had to walk halfway there before managing to scour some mode of transportation and even that was a fluke just to get to our destination.

By“friend” I meant this human here. Thanks a bunch for inviting us love!

#10

Unfortunately though, we arrived a tad too late so the food all got sapu-ed (swiped) by the time we got there. It’s natural for this to occur as we Malaysian’s, have a fetish for free food/diapers/etc/ you name it, we take it. |:

Luckily though there were some leftover Roti Canai so we all did get to sate our hunger and we had some yummy dahl as well courtesy of her lovely mama.

#11

Yay, free food. muaha!

#11.5

Walked to a park right smacked in the middle of a housing area and a temple after stuffing ourselves full. Well we had to burn off the calories mah.

#12

Introducing ( from left ) myself, D’vyaa and Amelia.

#13

D’vyaa (in the middle) is actually shorter than all of us in reality. See we both (Amelia and I) are actually crouching down (she made us do it, look at her hands!) to make her look tall.

Well no lah, actually she’s tall. Really, really tall. But I’m trying to delude myself into thinking I’m tall or at least 5 inches taller.

#14

And I succeed!

#15

Durgah a la’ koala style and Melissa, who kena photo-bombed (just like MTV World stage. I’ll get back to that next time)

#16

Victoria who is at her best in her blur/du lan/stoned faces.

#17

And the boys. From left Amsyar and Andrew..

#19

Out of lucid boredom and a kick of hyperactive dose from all that dahl, we went into hyper-photogenic mode.

#20

#20.5

#21

And well, it ended with eight 15 year olds, climbing and jumping around like a couple of 5 year olds. Yes, we are very mature you might say with your brows high in the air

#22

But at least we still are jovial and plump with youth.

#23

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#25

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#27

#27.5

Except this one right here acting all emo with he’s emo hair and he’s emo shirt that says “Breakfast Makes Me :).” The smileys replaced with eggs and a sausage.

It screams EMO.

#28

Umm, yeah youth. I have no idea how this relates to any of that, but I feel like I should say something so as to retain our sanity in your eyes.

#29

Clearly, we have lost all of that.

#30

Div: Look at me, I’m so awesome with’em poles.

#31

Me: Wah, really hor. She no bluff, looks damn geng weh. I wonder if I can pull it off too?

#32

So I tried it lah and obviously failed epicly because when she saw the picture she couldn’t stop laughing. Apparently, I look like a mermaid.

Like seriously? Do I really look like Ariel from Little Mermaid?

#33

Well obviously no. Her ass cut is way better than mine. ~~Bitch~~.

#34

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#36

(Sorry, I really am not in the mood for cationing.)

#37

So the day ended with us marching off back to Duree’s place.

#38

Many thanks to Victoria for being the photographer of the day (and for using your pictures because I’m too lazy to load up all my pictures.)

#39

And Amsyar as well for taking some pictures (not really, its all mostly of – Trees??)

#40

Forgive me if there are any mistakes. Its 2.16am, I’m terribly tired but I simply can’t stand not blogging. I haven’t posted at least two of my post so that’s why this blog has been rather MIA.

#41

xoxo

Till than, à la prochaine!

P/S: Bid adieu to my hair. Wait for the next post for a picture with my new hair. (Sounds like I got a wig, eh?)

Jeez, I am really weird today.

2010-08-21T12:10:00.001-07:00

Hey everyone I’ll be posting tomorrow cause I can’t stand the bore of not posting anything at all so stay tuned!

I was wondering how I would look like if I crossed my eyes because people do tend to look hilarious when they do it wrongly and end up looking pretty stupid.

Clearly I don’t do it right.

xoxo

Being sleep deprived does things to you.

Bread Crumbs

2010-08-11T00:52:00.001-07:00

New post is on the works and will be up tomorrow!

I feel really really bad for neglecting this blog. Well its not really out of my own free will but because I’ve got tons of things to do. Especially with finals (PMR) lurking around the corner and some things going on here.

Lately I’ve been having some butterflies in my stomach due to nerves. Or maybe its that apple Cinnamon pastry I ate.I dunno but it was max yums.

Anyway, I’ve been merely fooling around for the past 2 years and a quarter (its that how you phrase it?) since I’ve been in high school. So yeah, I’ve got to really put on the extra-mega-super deluxe-nerd glasses now. And get lots and lots of Starbucks+Redbull.

My Gosh you do not know how those two are mega lifesavers. One venti/can could keep you going for 2 hours when you feel like shit and all you can think of is plopping your arse into the deep crevices of your bed.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. My trials are next week also. And I’ll start studying to-~~day~~ morrow I guess. Talk about pressure. But I guess I shouldn't be venting, there are others who go through worse.

I don’t know but I guess a bit of food for thought to whoever that will be taking any life changing exams/trials/whatnot – Procrastinating will be your demise.

OMGosh just get off the computer and start studying already lah. Like seriously.

xoxo

Clearly I’m freaking out. So I’ll do what a good natured Malaysian would do and spread the freaking out around.

Tun’s Labyrinth

2010-08-01T08:09:00.001-07:00

Won’t be able to update this blog for this week. Trying to abstain from the internet as much as possible to try and increase the rate of time taken to study which is unfortunately is below nil. But for your entertainment, here’s some pictures I took from Taman Tun whilst on a jog just to show some love to nature and brighten up this place.

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I might add that this pictures are Photoshop free and I only have a compact Sony Ericson T90 ( in PINK of course ) so its not like the pictures are some mega pro pictures taken with a DSLR.

I’ve been having a rough week so I’m keeping my fingers crossed for a great one. But alas, my horoscope begs to differ. ( Stupid horoscope) Because it says that whatever shocking experience I had today would affect how my week would turn out. And I had a pretty crappy morning.

I think its faulty. Although I don’t believe in the whole mumbo jumbo, its nice to know when you are going to strike the Toto ( lottery) or finally have the perfect opportunity to cunningly swindle a holiday to an island from the parents. Gosh how much I miss the islands and they’re beaches. Especially Pulau Redang. That place is so magical its like an airplane full of M.A.C goodies crashed on that island flinging bronzers everywhere like pixie dust.

xoxo

Jump

2010-07-24T19:00:00.000-07:00

I’m back,with great news! Hence, the jumping. But unfortunately, I’m too beat to blog. Just got back from KL and all.

Plus, my camera just died on me. So tomorrow instead! Or today, tomorrow, whatever. Doesn’t the timeline on the internet just boggles your mind?

When you’re still up after 12 midnight and lets say you’re writing your blog/vlog/diary/etc, then you decided to sign off saying you’re tired its already in the.. AM/PM/Early morning/Late night/Today/Tomorrow??

You sit there for a full 15 minutes trying to figure out whether is it day or night when you ended your post and how come unicorns can fly but horses and zebras can’t. Slowly your subconscious mind slips into a deep sleep and you wake up the next day with your head glued to the keyboard and the alphabets ASDFGHJKL:” stuck on your face.

No? OK maybe that’s just me. Anyhoo, what I’m trying to say is time is totally subjective in the internet world! Or as a matter of fact, anything and everything can exists in the internet world. For example, you can be living in a terrain where Unicorns and Godzilla kills each other in other to eat the humans as food.

No, wait. I think that was like King Kong or something hairy. Maybe Harry Potter? Did anyone ever realize Harry Potter’s scar looks a tad bit like a chicken wing? Seriously, Google it.

My train of thought wanders and muses on random subjects so I clearly should hit the sack right now. And no, not that sacks you dirty little pervs!

Sorry, I watched too much Shane Dawson. Check it out if you’re utterly bored. But you can’t say I’m boring. Or else.

I would Bieber blast you a’la Pikachu.

xoxo

I smell a great weekend and strangely bagels.

C'est la Vie

2010-07-19T07:58:00.000-07:00

I need 2 Oreos and a cup of honey-glazed cereals plus some Milo balls.

Thats right, you heard me,

MI-LO-BALLS

Just blow my brains out. I:

DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL PROBLEMS, I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO BLOG FOR AWHILE.

WILL BLOG AS SOON AS THE GLITCHES SMOOTHEN OUT. (Will tell all next time)

HAVE A WONDERFULLY ~~GOOD~~ WONKA DAY YA'LL.

BTW, it wouldn't be too much to ask if ya'll could pray for the pictures I accidentally deleted pretty please? I need all the support/help I can round up because it would take a miracle to fix this bitch.

xoxo

Till than loves,

Cheeser Teaser

2010-07-17T01:54:00.001-07:00

Singapore post coming up! If not, you can shave my brother’s head Puck-style, from Glee. (:

*Edited: OK, you might as well shave my brother’s head. I’m unfortunately really sleepy. So tomorrow. Tomorrow’s a new day.

Technically today as it is Sunday, but you get my drift. Bah, I sound delirious. Good day, folks.

Mad Love..

2010-07-12T06:48:00.000-07:00

the weekends. They’re fantabalous times when my family and I all embark on a culinary adventure anywhere and everywhere.

And when I say anywhere. I really do mean it. There was once, when we all when on a road trip to Kuala Selangor with my cousys, grandparents –- the works, just to go to this seafood place where my grandfather with he’s mates stumbled upon and it was apparently mad awesome.

We had to drive for 1 hour or however long it takes to go from Petaling Jaya to Klang to Kuala Selangor. I’m no good with directions, whatever.

Anyway too our dismay, the food wasn’t as mad awesome as thought to be. My grandfather was like “Not nice. Comfirm no second round.” I guess the poor old chaps got lost on the way to some mahjong game and ended up there because they were ravenous.

I should know. Because my mum once drove us all the way to Mines Wonderland, Seremban when instead we should be heading to the other side of town. And that also explains why I’m no good with directions or Geography. Its all in the genes.

Oh hell, I’m doing it again. Before I digress further,

Look! My new Audrey Hepburn lookalike shades. OK not really lah, but it does have her feel to it no?

So we went to this famous Hainanese restaurant around SS2 I think (I might be wrong. In the genes remember?) that was featured in The Star newspaper and for the first time ever, the place was literally pack.

So pack like you couldn't even wait for the people that are about to finish to go pack. We were actually requested to go to the restaurant behind’em with much apologies and a sheepy smile.

Wah so nice one ah? Give other people business woh. I’ve always secretly thought that Chinese people (like me) are all very kiam siap (money minded) one.

It turns out, the restaurant behind was the same outlet. Just with more varieties and a different name. WTF I can’t believe I gave’em the benefit of the doubt.

Turns out, they asked many people besides us to pergi belakang! also.

Dulan faces. Everybody all beh tahan. specially my sister because hers came extra long. Like after everyone second round long.

No surprise I sat beside the mirror hor?

This is like the first red bean soup I’ve ever cultivate a liking too. Its mad sweet!

#7.5

Sorry for the 0.5’s. I just had to squeeze this in. They have mini tong yuen balls inside the red bean itself. Mad cute no? And it actually has red bean innit!

Hainan tea tastes just like Hong Kong’s Ying Yong tea one.

I don’t know how people make they’re porridge so good. I vaguely remember when I was standard 4, at the young age of 10, I had to eat plain porridge for the whole year because that was all my kakak knew to cook.

Thank God for the weekends or not confirm I would have lost my sense of taste already.

#10

Yau Char Kuai fans! Best. Yau Char Kuai. Ever. Take note of that.

#11

Mother still dulan because her order still haven’t arrived. Believe or not? If it were me I’d have my face right smacked to the chair’s seat, lying down and spewing out curse words in every language I know. And I happen to have a diverse amd wide collection of profanities in my dictionary.

#12

It might look like a softie but its actually crunchy! Looks can be deceiving no?

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#15

This fishball is what made that restaurant mad famous.

#16

So thats why I put two pictures for your viewing pleasure! Sad I’m actually derived to honouring a fishball. How psychedelic.

#17

The long awaited century egg porridge! It took centuries for that porridge to come. Get it? Century egg – centuries. I’m lame lah today.

#18

Would you ever date this kinda guy?

#19

Meh. Thought so. But just to be nice, he is an adorable looking brother no? I say looking only. If you want him kindly navigate to the top part of this page and click on the “Contact Me” tab.

#20

You can see by the look of ~~my sister~~. Screw it. Its weird calling her that because I always call her Kim or ~~short/monkey/white/ho/bitch/slut/rabbit~~ so from now on she will be called Kim!

P/S: Don’t worry about the profanities. Its our term of endearment to each other. (She calls me with worst things)

#21

Oh and I forget to mention! They have this huge ass oil lamp dangling right above you so if it falls. Confirm beheaded. Or should I say squish-headed?

I told you I’m lame today.

xoxo

Will post Singapore Part 2 band the contunation of this later.

Singapore Part 2

2010-07-09T14:52:00.001-07:00

Yes I know this post was long overdue, by maybe about a few weeks. But this pass few weeks since my vacation to Singapore it felt like a span of 3 years had passed and whooshed by. It was just a few weeks ago my black foldable wayfarers were still alive.

They exceeded they’re lifespan during a jogging trip. I’m real bum about it.

On the bright side, I got new ones to replace’em ( black also ) and I really can’t wait to spam post, filled exceedingly with cam-whore pictures. Don’t judge me. They look like the ones Audrey Hepburn wore and I mad love’em.

Unfortunately I digress too much. If you’re wondering why this post is “Singapore Post 2” instead of “Singapore Post 1” well it’s because there seems to be a ~~bitch~~ glitch in the first half of the pictures so I can’t post’em out now. But I don’t really mind. The second day was the best anyway.

*I unfortunately just freaking smashed my thumbnail onto my lappie. And. It.Chipped. FTW Gosh I think I’m going psychedelic. “Nothing good ever happens after 2am” from How I Met Your Mother is solid. Its 6am now. I think I’m going to continue this later today.

xoxo

My sister fell asleep on my bed. Oh hell.

Another One Bites The Dust

2010-07-04T09:22:00.001-07:00

The weekends were a pretty bummer. I discovered I had a severe allergy that could prove fatal. You know how sometimes you have an itch and you just got to scratch it? Imagine it a thousand times worse and its practically everywhere.

Just a speck of it would make me spew up blood and I would start being delusional and in my hysteria my very soul would eat itself up slowly till my sanity would succumb to the pressure and I would be deprived off it. And if that doesn’t take the best of me, my blood will also start to coagulate and I would than turn into a flesh eating zombie that would eat everyone of you reading this.

Eek. Confirm even with a billion dollar plastic surgery Zombie Audrey Hepburn would still look like a zombie.

Besides my whole overly dramatized allergy, Argentina lost to Germany. Boo |: I was actually pinning on staying neutral like Switzerland but than ended up rooting for Argentina instead. Yes, unfortunately not another FIFA related thing again. I happen to know that many acquaintance of mine doesn’t give a farce about it but let me tell you. You will be unconsciously joining the cult sooner or later.

The thought of 18 burly man running around chasing and mugging each other in a costume that’s not even a pretty colour mesh just to get a kick at the balls is really a ridiculous thought, but have you ever thought of it as 18 well muscle-toned bodies, with broad shoulders and very tight asses, flexing their muscles all out with very form fitting suits?

And the best part of it is at the end of the match, some of the guys actually take them off which means the telly would be plastered with eye candies here and there. ( I meant shirt only OK )

With FIFA season also comes the FOF( fans-of-footie) WAGS (wives and girlfriends) sale. Practically every shop around would not be dumb enough to miss out on cashing in from FIFA as it is probably one of the biggest cash cows ever. With FOF WAGS floundering about with nothing to do as their partners are busily engrossing themselves in the game it wouldn't be hard for them to slip their cards and taking it for a joy ride.

Last but not least social networking sites. Its like there are some period of times you feel like Facebook and Twitter has been taken over by FIFA. All the trash talk and bets going on Facebook and the unsightly appearance of the stupid Fail Whale on Twitter and you cannot not notice that can you?

So like seriously, no. You cannot say you don’t take part in any footie related thing or say you have no interest at all. If you say you no means you have no interest in hot guys. No interest in shopping and most of all no interest on Facebook or Twitter or etc and thus, no life.

xoxo

So you really cannot say “Tak nak” to FIFA

Staggering

2010-07-01T02:30:00.000-07:00

Yes. It is staggering. The fact that I've not been blogging since 987654345673 years and also that I left it hanging when I've already pinkied to update this blog. Shame on me. But I shall not procrastinate, its been far too long since I wrote a big ass post full of pictures and sparkle.

No, this picture isn't just for my amusement.

So don't fret, I solemnly swear that I'll update on the weekends, or my lion ring -- the one that looks like Aslan from Narnia, will be gone for good this time ( I will depict the epic adventures of my poor darling ring soon enough ) which reminds me that I'll only be able to update on the weekends only actually as my examinations are drawing near 95 94 more days to go only. Hell.

I haven't been miss-goody-two-shoes since high school. Truthfully, I've never been a good model student at all since I was in standard 3 -- primary school which is equivalent to the age of 9 years old but whatever. So I'm trying to put some effort into actually sitting down and opening an educational book which doesn't includes Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

Its a fabulous little book I've come to fall in love again and its also actually one of my favorites ( next to Sherlock Holmes which I mad love) So I highly recommend it for you to go read it, to whilst your time away till the weekends -- till I can update my blog.

A Mad Tea-Party, favorite chapter ever. Who wouldn't want to have tea with mad hares & hatters?

Or you can always catch Walt Disney's 1951 depiction of it. Although its a little mesh of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through The Looking-Glass it comes off very good.

I just love the tea party scenes. *big wide smiles

Or if you're an absolute nutter for nail polish there's also always OPI's Absolutely Alice.

Like seriously you cannot not mad love this one. Its so sparkly it practically bedazzles your nail top to bottom.

Meh, I might as well just rename this post Everything Alice as I'm practically sprouting out anything that has Alice's influence over it. Oh wait. Here's one more.

Heh. Like how could I stop myself?

I guess I could pretty much say, I'm crazy about Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. So I should stop myself before you might start to realize I'm a tad bonkers. But isn't all the best people are?

xoxo

Wait for me Saturday.

Quarter After Three

2010-06-26T13:08:00.001-07:00

Lo’Behold! Ye olde castle of Far Far Away, Universals, Singapore.

It’s so darn pretty, it makes me feel bad that I’m not there right now taking touristy pictures. Don’t judge me. So far for today, a jog and a party only for today’s schedule.

xoxo

Bah, I need some sleep. Sweet dreams.

This Way Up

2010-06-24T10:10:00.000-07:00

I'm back from Singapore! Well I was back on Sunday but due to my underlying procrastination/ back to school and the fact that, that trip has driven a lot out of me I have failed to blog.

Unfortunately there would be no pictures for you to feast your eyes on as an obstinate friend has burrowed my external hard disk along with every picture I took in it. Mind you I am not very happy about this at all as my whole life is in that damn thing. And its pink.

Gosh I must sound like such a bimbo.

xoxo

Today was rather frusstrating & complicated. BAH.

Merlion

2010-06-17T12:03:00.000-07:00

Guessing by the title of this post its pretty obvious that I'd be heading to -- if you haven't guessed it, Singapore! I'll be heading there in 5 hours time so I won't be able to update this blog.

Sorry for the lack of updates people. Been procrastinating the packing and all thus, I was stuck with the insufferable rush of looking for my things under blankets, books and dirt. To make matters worse its 3.15 am and I only have 1hour 45minutes to catch some much needed sleep. You do the math.

Fret not. I will be back soon and spam this place with much needed photo+camwhoring.

xoxo

Too bad Singapore doesn't allow gum. I love gum |:

"Annyonghi kaysayo"

Animal Cruelty

2010-06-15T10:38:00.000-07:00

I'm so sorry I can't post today. In fact I'm not sure I can even write this at all. What I just watched has rather traumatized me for the day/night. I think I might hurl my guts and bawl my eyes out. OK maybe I'd pass out first. The reason? Is because of THIS. *Note that if you are rather sensitive and are prone by gruesome scenes I do not recommend you to watch it, but when you see the thumbnail, you will understand.

For those of you that are too afraid to watch, I will not explicitly describe what when down but I will tell you that this girl in the video deliberately stepped a kitten to death. With.Her.High Heels. And if that wasn't enough, she stabbed it and-- Gosh I can't go on but basically she murdered it, that cold heartless bitch.

How could anyone do this?? This is pure cruelty and abusive. What possible hell could be going through her mind when she did it?? And so as the person filming it? What a heartless, sadistic person they both were.

Animal cruelty should not be a practice amongst us. Imagine if it was someone you knew or loved? It could even be a complete stranger. Everything that happened to that poor kitten was replaced by the person you knew/loved. Would you feel utterly horrified and would do your best to save them?

I am really disgusted about the fact that she actually did this. I really do not understand how some people could comply even the thought of it. Do they not consider that animals have feelings also? Do they not think that humans are also animals?

We have the same needs-- food, shelter and protection. I know some of you might not agree as this is subjective, because humans are smarter as we have the ability to form our own opinions, thoughts, needs, wants, fall in love etc. But really does it matter? Does it really matter that we are smarter than them? Do we have the right to decide whatever fate animals should have?

Jeez, I really really do not want to swear here as I am trying to abstain. Thus, this post will come to an abrupt end. But what I really just want to pass through is that-- please please do not commit any form of abuse be it animals, humans, plants etc.

Please do not hit animals, please do not beat up people, please do not pluck out leaves when you're in a bus and it drives by a tree ( Shame on you) and also please, please -- do aim properly when you pee.

I really cannot tahan stand it when you enter a bathroom and what you see is pee at the side. Thats is just really really gross. Please learn to aim correctly before shooting. If you're not sure double check and just in case, triple it.

Since I'm n that topic, I will be heading to Singapore soon so I'm hoping people going through the KESAS highway will have the courtesy to keep the public toilets clean. Fingers crossed. Remember, every person counts. No matter how small or how little it may seem

xoxo

Could anyone recommend a good place to shop down south at Singapore? Your recommendation will be very much appreciated (:

2010-06-14T14:13:00.000-07:00

Yesh, I am evil.

Due to some unforeseen circumstances, my short update has turned to a fat ass post of random things unfortunately. Bare with me loves, I pinky I'll update tomorrow because its far too late (5.18am here mind you). Eeesh I'm gonna have eyebags the size of a barn.

xoxo

This guy who did Chocolate Rain is so wow. Click here for the link.

I Wanna Watch Toy Story 3

2010-06-09T10:58:00.000-07:00

Oh gee weez, I know I know. Couldn't I had at least spared 5 minutes of my time to do a wee post on my blog or at least sent a tweet to it? Heck my blog probably forgot how I looked like within the span of weeks I have been absent here.

I wish I was sparkly like Edward and he's to-die-for Jean Dean bad ass hairstyle. (internal sigh)

But enough of this gibber-jabber, I've been meaning to get this out of my head for weeks of an end since exam week and all.

Yes! They're back, finally. After waiting all this years, I can finally relish in my childhood dreams of Barbie to be included in the Toy Story saga. Talking, walking and flipping hair actions! (Gosh, I sound like a bimbo) Plus, the Pixar's production team definitely did not leave Barbie without an accessory or two, no she would never exhibit without her boy toy..

Ken!

He's dimpled cheeks, Superman-styled hair and all will undeniably make some toddlers go goo-goo-gaa-gaa over him in this movie. Speaking of eye candy..

There's something for us overly-hormone-teens to look at too!(refer to picture)

And they've got this adorable-Chunk-of-a-toy that looks like a Snicker Bar! Mad love for it.

Horror fans also will share in the delight, they've got Chucky + Dead Silence rolled in one too!

Not forgetting the totally cute and adorable teddies. Weird huh, they're both synchronized in their movements.

But wait.

There's more of them!

And I totally can't wait to catch'em all in the movie. Damn, did you see that unicorn?! Ok, this totally makes the wait pretty much unbearable.

Just so we do not forget'em old toys from way back Toy Story 1 and 2. Here's a quickie reminder on some of 'em.

Gosh I look like one of'em critters don't I?

Fun fact: Did you know I used to have this secret crush on Woody when the first Toy Story debut?

But yeah in Toy Story 2, killjoy Jessie came along and just had to ruin everything.

So I guess I'm stuck with Buzz now. Bah.

xoxo

If ya'll are interested in free movie passes for the coming Toy Story 3, you can get it here at Nuffnang and thank'em Nuffies for it. But do hurry, closing date is coming soon and I'm late myself loves!

Shalom

2010-05-30T08:48:00.000-07:00

BAH. Do you feel the heat?

Apparently I'm currently one of the fairest among my family members now, as they (Father, mum & bro) all got chao da/burnt during the usual snorkeling trip at Pulau Redang, that I was suppose to go but didn't because I stayed back to study. Geez. Such idiocy, I didn't even study much at all.

Serves you right for going during my exams. *irony

Gosh, I am such a bitch.

But anyhoo, no more "dumpster baby" jokes for me anymore. Who's having the last laugh now ah (inside joke) :D

Moral of the Story: Karma will come back and bite you back in the arse.

Be warned!

I can't wait till JPS is over. FTW

Indie Spirit

2010-05-28T13:06:00.000-07:00

EDITED: Honey B's due to the fact that I overlooked the exams schedule, it has just come to my attention that the exam tomorrow is going to be a real shitty one. Wish me luck loves because I think I would have to hit the books for this one. My update post will come in rather later, maybe around after the exams? (Friday noon approximatively) Unless if something comes up though. I will keep this blog alive. Soon enough. xo belle

I will update tomorrow loves, unfortunately I can't bear the thought of you seeing how explicit I am with PINK WHALES. Sneak peek honeybuns.

Ever felt clueless about what to do on dreamy Sundays?

xoxo,

peace☮❤love

Sandwiched Weekends

2010-05-23T10:11:00.000-07:00

Dear loves,

Lately myweekends have been jam pack with outings, events & swimming so do excuse me if I have been rather MIA. I can't wait to have a free slot of my time, I have 362538263 pictures to load for your amusement ( half of which consist me in it ). So yes you can laugh at how silly I look.

Is Jay's head just freakishly small or is mine just rather abnormally fat-ass?

(This is rhetorical, I'll murder you in your beds if you think my head is huge because it's so pumped up with all that light,airy, frou frou stuff)

On a side note,

This is definitely on my wish list! (hint hint) and well mybirthdayiscomingsoon. I know, I know its a lil early to be dropping sign bombs but the earlier the better right? It leaves off procrastinating and freaking out on what to get me (Kimmy K I know you're reading this doll) . Buy for me? (:

How cute is all the nautical thing going on here?

Plus, there's a whale!

OMGosh look! *looks behind

WHALE!

For those of you who don't know, I use that trick all the time to distract or vanish Houdini-style. It works all the time. Well it used too. People don't believe in non-existent whales appearing out of the blue anymore. Our society is rather dull, no? Or maybe they just got smarter. Oh poo.

And did I mention?

THE.WHALE.IS.FREAKING.PINK

Do I need to emphasis on how cute is that?Click here for the original post. It's kinda down-south so you have to scroll a wee bit. But it's worth it because their shit stuff is sofreakingadorableandvintage lah.

See you picture is here (kiss assi-ng) -- and your hand is vulgarly placed at a very shameful place!Dishonour, dishonour on your family Kim! O:

Well goodnight loves, and bonne chance for whatever major you will be undertaking tomorrow. Don't burn too much of the midnight oil or you'll end up looking like me -- panda eyes, stoning face and all.

xoxo

Great it's 2.42am, stoned face tomorrow again.

Lil Miss Sunshine

2010-05-19T10:42:00.000-07:00

I've completed all my ~~bloody~~ folio assignments for the mo. Cheesy as it sounds, it feels like a fat-ass weight has been lifted of my shoulders.

Can you believe the weekend is coming? Time passes by so fast this year. Real soon I'll be 50 waiting in line at the derm to get my daily dose of botox just to keep my cheeks from sagging all the way down south.

Gah.

And now I have to conquer,

~~Completing all my assignments~~
Clean room(or at least try too)
Study
Mid-term
Holidays

I think I'm gonna skip no 2. and just go right down to no.3 -- Study. BAH. I'm ready for this *cross fingers

Oh and I currently look like a panda. I wonder if black-rimmed eyes would be the latest fad?Have a lovely half-a-week and soon-to-be-the-weekends dolls.

xoxo

If I seem to be babbling too much, blame my lack of sleep and my current lethargic stupor. Its 2.30am and I AM REALLY SLEEPY.

2010-05-16T03:40:00.000-07:00

So I'll blog if I'm done with my Sejarah Folio.

Wish me luck, loves.

Wool of Fluff

2010-05-13T05:13:00.000-07:00

Today, we sat around the dinner table as a family. Gladly digging in on all the different palettes that were on the table while Glee was on a rerun. Mother complained that the meat was a tad stiff and hard to chew on so she begin hacking it up.

I popped one into my mouth and it didn't suit my taste buds. Halfway through the meal, I discovered why -- it was LAMB.

Hang on I need a better OMGosh picture

All of the swear words I knew, in different languages, all ran through my head simultaneously overlapping each other till my hands went numb. It might be no big of a deal for the average person, after all lamb meat is a rather common commodity in Malaysia but it differs for me as I have been through a very traumatizing experience that associates with lambs.

When I was much younger, I would always order lamb whenever I'd go to a steakhouse without fail. It was my all time favorite,and no I wasn't a cannibal.

I remembered ordering a lamb steak with mushroom black pepper sauce for a special dinner occasion at Tony Roma's when it happened. My family and I were conversing when the topic switched to me and my love for lamb meat.

My mother mentioned something about "baby" and "lamb" that made me pricked up my ears. When I asked my mother to repeat what she had said, I learnt about an inconvenient truth.

WE HUMANS HAVE BEEN EATING BABY LAMBS

ALL THIS

TIME

And I was apparently the last thing on earth to find out about it.

*please do remember that I was really young

I was so disgusted I sworn off lamb from my daily diet. Could you believe we have been eating something when it is still so young?

Lamb — a young sheep that is less than one year old
Baby lamb — a milk-fed lamb between six and eight weeks old
Spring lamb — a milk-fed lamb, usually three to five months old, born in late winter or early spring and sold usually before July 1
Yearling lamb — a young sheep between 12 and 24 months old.
Milk-fed lamb — meat from an unweaned lamb, typically 4 to 6 weeks old

Back to the main point, they (family) did not bother to inform me about the lamb even after I have been avoiding lamb meat for more than 4 years and counting. Oh wait. Scratch that. Till now since my no-lamb diet has been crushed and burnt. |:

A few months back, I had a scare where the same thing happened to me and I thought I ate the lamb because mother said it was. Thankfully there was a mix up and it turned out to be chicken.

And I remember at Andrew's party someone tried offering some mutton curry to me.

It seems like something in the force of the universe or my subconscious self is trying to make me eat lamb.

)':

xoxo

I will be fasting tomorrow or at least go vegan. I am so sorry lil lamb. May you rest in peace.

2010-05-12T03:43:00.000-07:00

Apologies for being a lazy blogger,

But I will blog soon enough loves,

Sweet Tooth

2010-05-09T09:36:00.000-07:00

I'm overloading on M&M's.Currently having a slight sugar rush.I can feel it in my toes.*tingle tingle

I was actually wondering,should I kill my Cbox and put a formspring.me instead?

xoxo

you decide

Royal Fairytales

2010-05-07T09:11:00.000-07:00

Dear blogosphere,

I'm back, I'm back, I'm back mylildonutlovelies. Sorry dears if you thought I had left my blog for dead.

Tell me you missed this fugged face.

Recently I've re-watched Anastasia after what seemed like forever. Yes, THE Anastasia-princess-Non Disney movie. That Anastasia. God I forgot how much I loved this show so much ever since I was a wee little girl.

It's one of my favorite cartoon movies next to Sleeping Beauty and the Toys Story saga.Shocking no?

But I will give you 5 reasons why you should totally watch this movie:

Reason No 1 : No damsel

Probably the main reason why I favored this princess flick compared to the others was because this is not some run of the mill "Oh-I'm-a-damsel-in-distress-save-me" story. Those cliche shinanigans often make us females appear to have weak, skinny ankles and are in desperate need of some random prince charming to whisk us away to safety after the danger ensues.

We've got a pair of legs too, let us use'em.

Reason No 2 : Authenticity

The fact that she doesn't look all "Perfect-Pretty-Barbie" all the time like some other princess-themed movies makes it easier for us to link her to something real other than fantasy nonsense.Plus, she's got sass. Lots and lots of it.

Reason No 3 : Self-made hero

She bitch fights the villain, whats not to like?

Reason No 4 : PMS

PMS happens. Even to fictional characters.

Anya & Demitri | Anastasia comic.

Demitri : Can’t be makin’ this face all the time! It’s unlady like!
Anya : When you start PMSing come talk to me. ‘til then, shut your pretty face.
Demitri : …
Anya : …
Demitri : So you think I’m pretty?
Anya : !?

Reason No 5 : Power Shopping

She shops at The House of Chanel, Rue Cambon, Paris.
I do most of my shopping at Sunway Pyramid, Selangor, Malaysia.(wtf)

It's rather ma fan to do all the looking and searching just to watch a show, but I did all the dirty work so ya'll can get it for free, here

Anastasia Part 1
and here
Anastasia Part 2

No questionnaire's, unlocking codes or viruses here.Just some Chinese version of Youtube.So fret not.

Pooka ♥♥♥

Oh did I mention the guy, Demetri is cute?Heh.I'm a sucker for the broody ones.

xoxo
Hope ya'll like the ~~bloody~~ long post.I love brainwashing.
Goodnight my sweets.

b

P/S: I failed to put in that I chopped off all my long hair already.

What d'you think?(Complimenting comments will only be tolerated)
jokes

Picture credits to : April Tho http://fuckyeahnondisney.tumblr.com/tagged/anastasia

The Wild

2010-05-06T09:26:00.000-07:00

Hello felines,

Its approximatively 12.38 a.m and I'm procrastinating sleep.

My body aches. I can't sleep on the right side.Which is the only position I can fall asleep in.

Had a tetanus jab on Wednesday. The after effects stayed. GAH.

On the good note,

I FINISHED MY GEO FOLIO -- on time. It feels weird. To have accomplish my project and handing it on the dot without passing the 2 week-after deadline.

"I bangga"

xoxo

And I need an Oreo *stomach roars

2010-05-03T09:00:00.000-07:00

xoxo

My baby wants to drive the train,

But don't you let her,

Don't you let her

Choo choo - Arctic monkeys

Its been awhile

2010-05-01T11:43:00.001-07:00

SMKSJ Easter Rally of '2010

The busy days had turned to weeks and ended in months in a blink of an eye.

And PMR draws nearer with each day.~~Shit.~~

KLPAC

Loves,

Apologies for not updating but its due to me being a busy bee -- what with all the projects (note the plural),catching up on incomplete homework since January,English oral tests,events,outings and etc.You get the drill.

But I am on my way to fix all this.

Finish up on ALL of the projects before the deadline (which all happens to be on May.wtf)
Complete incomplete homeworks.
Clear up and de-clutter my room.
Update blog.
Get 8 hours of sleep.
Study for upcoming ~~PMR~~ exam??

I think No.2,3 and 5 confirm epic fail d lah.But I will strive and try as hard as I can to fulfill this resolutions.So wish me luck.

xoxo

I don't want to leave empty promises;

So please bear with me if I do not return soon.

2010-04-25T10:40:00.000-07:00

I like this picture (:

xoxo

Seafield's Leo IR of '2010 will be in stores soon!

But for now good night lovelies.Dream off mince pies, Rocking-horse-fly's and sap & sawdusts to while the night away.

2010-04-24T11:17:00.000-07:00

Today I got my hands on someones DSLR.I say someone because -- I had no idea who that baby belonged to till the owner realized it was hers.HEH.

I will will will will try my best to fully update tomorrow night -- the pictures taken are practically screaming for a post.That is,if I'm not too tired after Seafield's Leo IU.

xoxo

So cross your fingers love & think of 6 impossible things before shutting your eyes to the cold,starry ~~skys~~ skies and thy sweet heaven above.

picture courtesy of Ah Preeeeeeeeeeel(APRIL THO)

*edited sky to skies

2010-04-19T08:20:00.000-07:00

Some legs were just meant to go for miles

WILL UPDATE WHEN FREE

Sorry loves.Life currently just doesnt have a moment to spare

2010-04-15T07:43:00.000-07:00

Oh dear.

xoxo

Troubles seems to be a friend.

2010-04-11T04:07:00.000-07:00

Will update when the sun goes down.